Sooo maybe I haven’t been online in several months….why should that stop me from writing a melodramatic “I’m leaving DA” journal? They seem to be all the rage. Ironically it’s possible I may come back on in keeping with the leaving DA spirit
In closing, I’d like to impart some important wisdom to you all before I take another month or so long break…Kookamunga! Wagga Wagga Wagga! SEATTLE!
Oh and just remember, you cannot escape the conspiracy (just so you know, minions)
Eloisement Eloisement Eloisement









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Oh no! The hills are alive with the sound of music! They'll kill us all! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.....it's just too bad they live on the other side of the world.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way, though it's purely sexual.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you or that you did something to piss them off, stands to reason really.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.....that doesn't make sense!
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.....IN THEIR PANTS!
6. You mean the world to someone, or the world means something to them, I don't know. Who cares!
7. If not for you, someone may not be living, essentially your mother because she kinda had to be alive to give birth to you.
8. You are special and unique, for reasons I'll think of later.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. Erm that's right, you're loved. Be NOT depressed.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it, unless it's an unwanted pregnancy, in which case you're stuffed. This goes double if you're a man.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world, and why not? The world is a mutha-f*cking son of a bitch!
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. Or failing that, get yourself a large calibre weapon and "acquire" it that way.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks, unless they were used in a well thought out and structured argument against you, in which case don't fool yourself.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know, even better still if they feel the same way. 8==>
15. If you have a great friend, don't take the time to let them know that they are great, be a friend and buy them a Nintendo Wii. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends right now and end this chain mail bullshit. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life when you learn that all this crap will amount to nothing. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be blessed with 10mins of extra time on their hands to hang out with friends or start a jigsaw puzzle, you know something productive. Tag ur it!! This is so scary!!! I will kill anyone and everyone who participates in any, but this chain message. So take it from me,
This message forwarded by Joe's Corp - Making Mr. Teddy Bear a little softer, with love.
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